Now You Can Use Your Renewable Energy Credits to Buy Gasoline Gift Cards

Brian McCowan, Zondits staff, 4/1/2023

Gasoline and diesel retailer Finite Fuels, LTD has introduced a gasoline gift card that can be purchased with renewable energy credits. The card, which is available in $25 and $50 denominations, can be used at thousands of gasoline stations that sell Finite Fuels’ generic brand products.

Francis Fable, the CEO of Finite spoke with reporters yesterday about the new card, “My son came home from school one day and asked me what people could buy with their renewable energy credits. That’s when it hit me that this was a golden opportunity. I ask you, what’s a better gift than a gas card?”

When reporters asked if using renewable energy credits to buy gasoline was somehow ironic, Fable scoffed at the notion. “Heck no,” said Fable, “and if it does bother your silly sensibilities, you can bring the card into the station and use it to buy cigarettes and lottery tickets.”

Applications for the new cards can be found here.